Me Minus Sideways Faces

Hi. I'm feeling so tired I don't feel like using emoticons... I'm not angry or dissatisfied with the running of the universe.... Just tired. And content. But TIRED.
A lot has happened lately.... Surprising as it may sound... It involved me exiting the comforts of my house....

Firstly, I traveled to the suburbs where I spent most of the day at my friend Y's house. She lives REALLY far away.... So it's tough for peoples to congregate at her house often.... This was one of those days when a few of us managed to pull through.... I realized that spending time with your friends really does improve the quality of your life....
- You get good food.
- You catch up on others' lives.
- You get a lot of cool music, book, movie etc etc suggestions.
- You probably laugh more in those four or five hours than you could laugh sitting alone in an apartment.
- You find out that there are some peeps out there who have accomplished much less homework than you have and feel mildly better about yourself.

I don't quite feel like reciting events but I'll give you the highlights...
So my family doesn't own a car. So getting around is mainly public transport. Taxis, buses, trains blah blah blah.... We get along pretty fine without a car until.... There's a frikkin Transport Strike. So my friend came all the way from her far off house to pick me, and another kid who I'll call Catlover. (She left a creepy stalker-like comment on one of my posts). We reached about half an hour late after a lot of loud obscene singing in the car... The driver probably would have shot himself if it weren't for the fact that there were three teenage girls in the back who deserved longer lives.
At Y's house... My other friend (nicknamed lovingly as Chicken) was already there.... So we hung around and went down to the park and made our voice boxes explode.. And it was the best.
(It looks so weird without my usual helpful spattering of smileys and stuff)
We climbed onto this cool terrace-but-not-a-terrace and created a scene causing everyone in the neighborhood to turn around and stare at us... Yeah... We're pretty good at that...
Lunch was at this posh ( And I mean P-O-S-H) restaurant with fabulous food.... You should have seen the dessert tray... Our eyes (like Y had promised) went like this:

Yep...

I had the Tiramisu of Ultimate Happiness.... *sighs*
heck it wasn't really called that but it gave me a really HIGH feeling.... And I don't think it was cuz some psycho had sprinkled it with Ecstasy.

So this place.... We felt so out of place amongst all these rich business people with their heavy coats in the sweltering sun (the jackasses)... YES it was AC in there and it felt heavenly to not be sweating for once... But SERIOUSLY??? Coats when it's reaching the frikkin boiling point outside.. ?? Not clever. No. But I'm getting sidetracked here....
We spent the rest of the time either sprawled on the floor.... Doing what I do on this blog... Fangirl, talk about music, movies books etc etc etc.... But Chicken told me to listen to songs by Fallout Boy. She ADORES them... I think a few of them seriously need treatment or something....

Anyway... So I just had Chinese for lunch with some family friends... And while the grown ups talk about politics... I've retired to my room to update the universe on my life.... hmm...

I'm calling my friends over tomorrow.... I hope it's fun... Of course it'll be fun!! This is good. Mingling with other humans of my age is good. I should not necessarily call myself a social butterfly (Ha! What a joke) but I can call myself a rising introvert. Rising Introvert. Maybe. Yeah.

So I'll go now... Maybe do some math... YUCH.

Btw listen to this song called Young Homie by Chris Rene (from X Factor USA)... It's really nice if you like that kind of stuff... Also Renegade by The Styx... That also requires a a certain deeper sense.... If that's normal...

Alvida,
Squish.

Em for Mewsic

Hello people. The Wanted's new song Walks Like Rihanna has left me officially shell-shocked.
It's not horrendous or anything.... But it's not their best. DEFINITELY NOT THEIR BEST!!!!! Oh my effing god what the hell is wrong with them????? It's the most frickin RETARDED video ever!!!! And WHAT is so great about the way Rihanna walks anyway?? I bet Helen of Troy didn't Walk like Rihanna and yet The Trojan War happened. Yeah man. Sure. And there's that stupid woman going around and feeling them up... Gross. "She can't sing. she can't dance, but who cares she Walks Like Rihanna," It doesn't even frikkin RHYME!!! Don't get me wrong... I still love them. A lot. But I'm just severely disappointed. :'( There have been so many disappointing music videos recently...:( There was the video of Heart Attack by Demi Lovato which basically featured her dripping from head-to-toe in black tar.... And then Hurricane by Bridgit Mendler which has a very nice chorus but the video is just her singing. Whhaaaaa?????? Look at the video of Give Me Love by Ed Sheeran on the other hand.... It's fantastic!!! With the suicidal Cupid and everything :) And even in Drunk, the idea of a talking cat was pretty cool.... OOOOHHH and the video of Lego House was EPIC!!! I have no idea why I love it so much!!! Probably because Rupert Grint and Ed look so much alike... <3<3 I love the idea.... Wonder who thought of it... Ed probably... I dunno.... But it just touched me in a way only some songs do.... :O

 <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Also the video of Blown Away by Carrie Underwood was pretty crap... None of her videos are particularly fabulous though.... Two Black Cadillacs is a great song.... But rather violent. :O :p A friend of mine told me about this guy called Hunter Hayes.... He has a great voice.... You should listen to Wanted by him....
Ohhkay.... That's enough about songs :)

I'm going to Kolkata soon..... We always go Kolkata. Every time. It's a bit tiring really. But anyway... I'm gonna get a guitar so I'm not complaining!!!! OMG!!! At last!!! My uncle's old one is around somewhere... YAY!!! Can't wait :D

I'm currently playing this song called Neon Lights by Demi Lovato.... It sounds exactly like Give Me Everything by Pitbull. I detest Pitbull. And Usher. And Taio Cruz... I just don't like their songs... They're perverted and creepy.... And all about You-Know-What. Most of the time... of course if you played some upbeat song with a good beat by them in a Jam Session or in a dance party or something.... I'd definitely dance along.... But just sitting and listening to their songs?? No way, Jose.

Okay I guess.... I'm in a really opinionated mood right now.... I just feel like talking about music....

Many times I just keep gabbing on and on and on about some singer or the other and his or her music.
Oh btw!!! Vote for Dan and Phil as the best Radio Presenters!!!! It's important!!! The 10th of May is the last day so hurry up!!! It's the Sony Golden Headphones Awards. Or something.
Here's the link: http://www.sonygoldenheadphones.com/vote/#.UYtSpkpIjMw
All you have to do is search 'Dan and Phil' and then select their channel.... Then give your email id... Accept the Terms and Conditions.... And you're done!!! Please vote for them.... If you don't know who they are, ( SHAME on you)watch some of their videos and THEN vote for them :) They're really funee... :D

With that done... I think I'll compile a list of things I could do today....

1. Dance Class (compulsory at 6... )
2. Start researching for the history project. (Waaay overdue... But better late than never eh?)
3. Start sketching my art project.

Sounds dull doesn't it? Well, c'est la vie.... I think that's how you write it anyway.... French people please don't send me explosives.... :D

Right. I'll go now.

Alvida,
Squish.

PS: New post at hystericalhermitsunited.blogspot.in!! Check it out :)

Two Faced

Hiii.... Today it's just gonna be a short post.... I'm feeling rather Alone. I don't quite know why I'm feeling Alone. It's probably cuz I AM Alone. Being an only child, I happen to be Alone very often.... But I don't always feel Alone. This Alone-ness is different. (btw peeps I know a word like 'lonely' exists.... But that makes me sound like some weird desperate sexual predator... Ugh). So I sit here feeling Alone. i really just need someone to talk to... And YES I know I 'm beginning to sound like Winnie the Pooh but SERIOUSLY... All my best friends are abroad or doing something worthwhile with their lives.... I'm sprawled on the floor, listening to Hindi songs... I don't quite know why.... But I am. And I'm feeling USELESS. Like I'm good at things, but not GREAT at anything :( I hate feeling insecure. It's annoying and makes me more of an introvert than I already am. i might as well disappear. I was singing Just Give Me a Reason by P!nk when I decided that I sounded nice enough and I should try recording myself.... And then I looked like CRAP in the video.... Why is it that I look passable in the mirror and HIDEOUS in pictures???

Don't you think so?? We should try a day without mirrors.... Or the backs of shiny spoons... Or polished surfaces.... Or stagnant water.... Okay fine that's pretty impossible sounding.... So maybe we should just care less what we look like because we're all just people and we all suck.... Oh crud I'm not going the right way.... We shouldn't care about our reflection much because it's what's inside that counts... Oh GOD no. Scratch that. We should just forget about our reflections and how much they suck because there will eventually be that Prince Charming (ahem... Gross) who'll come and sweep us off our feet.

What utter rubbish. I am beginning to sound rather batty.
I think I should go.

Alvida,
Squish.

When Everything Feels Like the Movies...

Hello people!!!! Yesterday I ACTUALLY walked around with some friends downstairs!! I realized that interacting with other humans really isn't too bad... I should try it more often. And the thing is... I keep complaining about how I don't have enough friends and all that.... Maybe it isn't only because people nowadays are self-sufficient arseholes... Maybe I just don't make enough of an effort... :O *falls to the floor after being STRUCK by such an immense discovery*
It's not like peeps are gonna come and jump at you with questions about your life and interests... No let's leave that to the paparazzi :p
Okay.... So I've been working on this video... But the thing is that I'm just not being able to download movie editing!!! It's totally dysfunctional... Anyway... Nothing too greatly interesting or embarrassing has taken place in my life lately... So I think I'll do a mad movie review...

So in the event of extreme boredom and the fact that while doing a projects... Multi-tasking is possible... I've been watching a LOT of chick flicks... :p Yesterday I watched one called John Tucker Must Die.

Initial Verdict: Stupid Waste of Time.

Evaluation:
John Tucker: He was a total player. He treated girls like crap. HOW did he turn good? In one instant he was all, "I'm wrong... what I do is wrong" blah blah blah.... He'd been doing that for ages. He had to be pretty crafty to have made sure that he hooked up with practically the entire female section of the school!! So why go to ALL that trouble.... And then admit on a stage in front of people that WORSHIP him... That's he's a total fraud?? Yeah. Sure. And in the end... He still dated like two girls at once. Revolting.

Kate: She was so smart. I know what it is like to not be popular at all.... I know what it's like to have people not know you for who you really are... HOW did she manage to get manipulated by those three psychotic girls?? I would never fake-date a guy and then break his heart in two, just to be in the limelight.Why was she so intent on helping those three??? Hadn't she seen enough to know that those three were using her? Lord, why do they make them so dumb.

In General: HOW does a freaking CAKE FIGHT end the male chauvinism in that school? Oh wait. It didn't. It was just an excuse to end the film as they probably had no idea what to put in next. Also, from what I saw... John Tucker was so fake.... I could throw up. I mean, he was such a blandishing creep... HOW did anyone fall for him? I mean... No one can be THAT glamored by FAME. Come on.

Final Verdict: Stupid Waste of Time.

BURN!! ^^^

 

RAWR. I exist to criticize stupid movies. 

On the other hand... I discovered that 27 Dresses is my favorite movie of ALL TIME. I can practically RECITE dialogues from it :p It's just PURR-FECT. Everything is purr-fect.

And two of my favorite actors/actressesare there!!

Katherine Heigl and James Marsden.

I loved Katherine Heigl's role in Grey's Anatomy. Isobel Stevens was pretty awesome.... Even though I din't like her in many ways... I still loved how she played her part so well that every time I see Katherine in a movie or on TV I go "Izzy!" 

James Marsden was BRILLIANT in Enchanted :p He was soooo perfectly annoying as the Prince :p  and also that he's unavoidably hot :D 

 A movie review on 27 Dresses would go somewhat like...

Initial Verdict: Supermegafoxyawesomehot 

Evaluation:It was funny, real, glamorous, emotional and perfect in every way.

Final Verdict: Supermegafoxyawesomehot 

If you haven't seen it.... WATCH IT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?????

From the makers of 'The Devil Wears Prada'. Watch that movie too!! It's got Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep... And it's really nice... :)

Doesn't this picture itself give all you chick-flick lovers a good vibe???

"Slightly delusional and will believe anything anyone tells her" :p He was such a piss-off :p

Kevin: "Don't you have any needs?"
Jane: "No, I don't. I'm Jesus,"

YAYYY!!! Go Kevin you married the divine incarnate herself!!! Good for you!!

 

Jane: "Just one!"

..... After some time, climbs on to the counter with Kevin and sings Bennie and the Jets with the WRONGEST of the WRONG lyrics EVER <3<3<3 

When the bride walks in, look back at the groom.... See his expression when he sees the girl of his dreams walk down the aisle... *scrunches up face and bawls*

I think his face is a bit.... Like that... Because of the sunlight... :D

 

And all those dresses.... I couldn't help but think that the poor freak who had an underwater wedding wasn't there in those flippers Kevin had unearthed in Jane's wardrobe during the informal photoshoot... :p

So that's the end of my take-you-through-some-shots-of-my-favorite-movie-ever....

Also I realized that I like a lot of Anne Hathaway movies.... I think she's a great actress... Very real.

So you should totally watch Bride Wars which you should have already seen :) 

Movie Suggestion: Confessions of a Shopaholic.

Book Suggestion: Tuck Everlasting by Natalie Babbit... (I read this when I was eight or something and didn't like it at first... But then i read it several times over and fell under it's charm.... I'm still in love with Jesse Tuck.)

Oh and if you like Natalie Babbit's style of writing or the way she manages to fog up your senses... Read

Goody Hall and The Eyes of The Amaryllis.... They're unforgettable too..... Obviously... I read them once each around 3 to 4 years back.... But I still remember the plot crystal clear :O

Song: Free Life by Natalie Maine

also, Consider This, Breathe, Bleed, Wreck of The Day by Anna Nalick... She's sooooo amazing!!!! The tunes of her songs sound simple but actually, it takes a while to get them.... She's really talented... I don't know WHY more people don't know about her.... :(

I could keep suggesting stuff all day.... So I think I should go now... :p

Alvida,

Squish.

PS: This post's title is a line from Iris by the GooGoo Dolls.... I LOVE anyone who recognized it.... :p

 

 

 

Morning Murder

Do you know that feeling of contentment you get when a video you've been working on for ages and ages goes viral on Facebook?? Oh gosh.... I feel like all my troubles have ended....
Okay. Exaggeration alert :p
But seriously.... I think I mentioned before that my friend and I were making this really funny dare video... With dares given by all our friends and stuff.... So we finally uploaded it... After YEARS and YEARS of editing :) Everybody LOVES it!!!! I go on fb and I see around 25 notifications!!! I know that this is a REALLY small triumph... But the stuff the two of us managed to do... We'll be living legends for quite a while in our small little community.. :D
It feels AWESOME to FINALLY be in the limelight.... And get some of the attention we're so bloody hungry for.... YESSS!!!!!!!!!!
Okay. I'll stop boasting now :)
On a more serious note....  I haven't finished ANY of my holiday homework.... I'm practically engulfed in it... It's beginning to scare me... :'(
But I'm going to vow that I SHALL finish a large chunk if Bio today.... Along with some other stuff....
Oh LORD yes... I have to tell you this....
Today, before I left for dance class, I got this call. So I answered it with a casual "Hello?" cuz I couldn't identify the number.... Then this horribly familiar voice answered back... But I wasn't sure so I asked who it was.... IT was the teacher in charge of the magazine. Oh MAN. I was for the noose then.
You see.... A while back a classmate of mine and I were elected to write a piece about our Delhi-Agra-Jaipur camp.... We kept delaying and kept delaying... Disregarding the student editor's warnings about telling the teacher.... And now we're screwed.
So she starts hollering on and on and on about how we're all careless and callous.... And I was so flustered that I promised we'd send it in by tomorrow. Now this would all be okay if it was actually WRITTEN. My genius of a friend (if you're reading this... I don't mean it as an insult :p ) had told her that we'd written it and it was with ME. My friend... Let's call her Y... texted me in the morning when I was still asleep or something, informing me of all the stuff she'd told her. I didn't read them BEFORE I got the call.... So I was about to say "We haven't written it yet. We're so sorry," when she said "Y has informed me that the article is with you," So I changed track like ZAP. "Oh yes Ms!! I have it... We'll send it in by tomorrow. I'm so sorry," And after another good two minutes or so of lecturing... She shut up.
I have never really had such a creepy conversation with a teacher (especially on a PHONE).... So it left me deeply shaken. I know, I know I'm making a mountain out of a frickin molehill.... But she was sounding so murderous I thought she'd bite me if she could. *bites the air menacingly*
Not a very good start to the day, is it? :p
Also dance class was DISASTROUS... I was so tired towards the end... I nearly collapsed... I managed to hold on and almost cried with happiness when it was time to go home... I love dancing, really... But after not exercising for so many weeks.... Suddenly practicing the martial art-y kind of steps KILLED me.
I'm really really really tired.... But I just had some gooey chocolate cake and we're having Subway for lunch!! Yaayyy!!!  So since I want to brighten up my reader's lives... I'll post some fun pictures.... :p

I'm in the mood to fangirl.... :p OMG Sherlock!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHH!!!! <3 <3 I also think that Benedict Cumberbatch is a fantastic actor... Well. Any guy who can talk that fast is OBVIUHSLY brilliant... :D

This was before Sectumsempra happened... :O I love Tom Felton. Not in the creepy stalking way though... He's a phenomenal actor and (DUH) immensely Hot. I mean, just LOOK at the guy :p
I blame Draco's parents for the way he turned out.... If Lucius and Narcissa hadn't always been so scornful of muggles and muggle-borns... He wouldn't have been such a spiteful loathsome cockroach...
I can't help but feel sorry for the the guy.. He never really had a choice.... His parents, Voldemort, family, blood, expectations... Did you know that he doesn't end up marrying Pansy Parkinson like everyone had predicted?? He marries someone named Astoria Greengrass... They have one kid named Scorpius (Mentioned in the book... in the 19 years later segment)... ( I fiind Scorpius a ridiculous name... Seriously... Why would you name your son after an insect??)

 

I absolutely AHDORE this one.... :p How bout I draw it for next time?? I'll see if I can manage it into my busy schedule of Internet, Reading and Biology :D Scabbers is missing though.... :( But he was Pettigrew so I guess he doesn't deserve to be here.... The holy trio.... I bow down to you... * Bows* Then remembers Buckbeak (aka Witherwings) and bursts into tears*...

Next time... Or the time after that... Or the time after that.... I'll make some cool edit... Photo or video or something... There's this cool site for photo editing called pizap.com. It's loads of fun :)

Anyway... I'm STARVING and the food hasn't come yet!!! AHH!!!! I think I should go now... Written enough for one day :p

Alvida,

Squish.

Ps:

Book suggestion: Virals (It was so good I DIED)

Song Suggestion: Violet Hill by Coldplay ( I haven't said this before, have I?)

Movie Suggestion: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (Both 1 and 2) <3

The Deep Love For Friends...

Today my laptop went dysfunctional..... I nearly cried....  Let me tell you the horrific tale...

I was sitting quietly on the floor.... Headphones on, watching Brave (Don't judge me!! It was sweet!!) and it was nearing the end where everything was going to be all 'Happily Ever Aftery' when suddenly.... The animated world slowed... Their voices became baritones and the images flickered and I knew there was something wrong.... Pausing the movie quickly, I switched tabs to where Dan And Phil's Season 2 Finale of The SuperAmazingProject was loading.... And they were in slow motion too!!! It was so creepy and insulting that I closed Firefox and tried playing some music... In hope that everything was fine.... And I'd go back to the movie after a bit.... The music didn't play... I was beginning to seriously freak out... I tried all sorts of methods to start it up.... But to no avail.... No movie, no son would start up.... My computer seemed to have slowed to one seventh of its usual speed.... Terrible fragmented thoughts flitted around like mad butterflies of death. What if my laptop were ruined? What if there was some terrible destructive virus killing its innards soundlessly in front of my eyes? What if a crazy undetectable trojan had somehow got in and was wrecking havoc in the quiet districts of my laptop!!?? I quickly turned off all programs and ran an Anti-Virus Scan.... After a long sweltering worrisome hour where I tried to take my mind off things by drawing Bio experiment apparatus.... (FAIL).... The scan was complete....
My laptop was declared VIRUS-FREE!!!! I was so relieved.... But then why was NOTHING playing?? I tried watching some stuff on YouTube but it kept giving me crap about some plugin crashing.... But I wasn't as worried as I had been before... At least I knew my PC wasn't infected... So I put my comp to sleep and dragged myself to the main comp in my parent's room.... And watched stuff there....
YES. I know I'm pathetic..... But would you believe it?? I actually finished a bit of work today!!! Amazing, right? So my dad came back home and told me to reboot my comp... So I did... And everything was fine.... I can watch Ed Sheeran's music videos now!! Yay!! I'm invincible!!!
But seriously... Having my laptop act strangely made me feel like my best friend was hospitalized.... It's creepy how much most of us geeks love our gadgets.... Really.... If my laptop died.... My sould would probably self-destruct or something....

So after that chilling tale.... I must leave as my dad is standing here lecturing me about how I must sleep early and improve my bad habits....  I better go.... :(

Seeya guys....

Alvida,
Squish.

Zombie

I KNOW. I've already written one blog today.... But when I was coming home, I had this surprising realization in the elevator. I have written 15 blogs. 15!!! So to celebrate this... I've decided to put up a picture of me!!! Yeaahhh!!! I'm not making it my profile pic.... It ain't nice enough... But I'll do it anyway.... Here goes...

Yeah... That's me.

No I am NOT taking wannabe emo pictures.... Those are SPECTRESPECS.

If you don't know what they are..... You should start crying because karma will get you. And karma's a bitch.

There. That's Luna wearing them. 

I made mine so OBVIOUSLY they're different.... 

Anyway... I wish I owned her earrings too!!! <3

So that's me... When I reach 25 blogs and the number of pageviews pleases me.... I will upload a proper picture of me... So since I really want to know if anyone is actually taking the trouble to READ my blogs... PLEASE leave a comment.... I have this feeling that I'll be majorly disappointed... :'(

Also... If you find them interesting... Then PLEASE subscribe.... It isn't at all wrong to follow someone's blog!!! It isn't stalking or anything lame like that!!! It's being nice... And making some wallflower like me feel NOTICED. That's what we all wanna be right??

For more tips to be noticed etc etc etc check out the other blog.... Address given in the previous post....

So please... Keep in mind that I really would LOVE anyone who subscribes... Please do!!

Enough with the begging :p I have this sad feeling that in a week or two I'll still be at two measly subscribers... Though I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! But since I know both my followers personally, it's rather depressing... 

 Someday, I'll be, singing really loudly,

And some cool dude, will happen to hear me....

Then he'll, ask me, to feature in his CD...

And I'll be famous, suddenly.

This is just a dream....

If you didn't figure out which song I dubbed the lyrics for... Gosh you need YouTube Rehab. 

It's Taylor Swift's 'Mean' people!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Anyway... I have been staring at the screen all day... Which I do EVERYDAY. I still haven't got glasses... 

(Real serious glasses.... Not spectrespecs mind you :D )... And I really don't want them.

It's actually rather shocking I haven't got any... I mean... I can like.... Picture the keyboard in my mind.... Ugh. I'm pathetic. Actually NO. That's cool. I'm not a comp geek. I'm an art geek who lives her life 2/3 virtually and the remaining 1/3 just about scrapes by... :p

Now I really do need to go or my mum will kill me... :)

Alvida,

Squish.

PS: Song Suggestion: Avril Lavigne's Here's to Never Growing Up... It's awesome!! Can't stop singin it!!!

Oh and Dead Man Walking by the Script is also pretty awesome... That's another song that I couldn't stop singing.... Especially during this year's school camp.... I probably drove everyone insane... :( :p

pLeasant

Would you mind very much if I started posting videos on my blog??? Not every time... Just... Sometimes... Special occasions... Something so bizarre that.... Lizard parachuted into tennis courts.... Stuff like that.... I'm not exactly aiming to be a Vlogger.... No sir-ee... Just an occasional... "Hey here's my face!" type of person... So just a casual reminder that a friend of mine and I decided on one exasperatingly hot day.... To make a blog called hystericalhermitsunited.blogspot.in . Do check it out!!! It's quite funny.... Apart from the part where we usually spiral into this giant VORTEX of mad fangirling...
I just realized that the word MUGGLE isn't in the dictionary... SHAME ON YOU GOOGLE!!! Muggle. There. Added it. *marches around the room pushing aside chairs and face cream*
I'm in this rather peculiar mood right now...I dunno.... Watching all those Dan and Phil videos has made me realize that I can actually... SERIOUSLY... Do exactly what I want... Once I'm out of Junior College. I  mean... My parents say I can be exactly what I want!!! So I can totally pursue my dreams... I guess.... YEAH. I shall.....

My Dreams.

1. To be a singer.
Specifics: not some unknown vocalist on YouTube who NO ONE knows about apart from her best friends. I want to be someone who's RECOGNIZED. I need to be!!!!

2. To be a published author.
refer: PUBLISHED. (Not some loner sitting in a laundry basket, writing perverted poems in Venezuela)

3. To be a Stage Actress.
Specifics: No filming... On the stage... With those spooky lights and the curtains and the sets and the collar mikes...

4. To be an Artist.
Specifics: This is 100% for fun... I'm not selling anything.

5. To Travel The World.
I sound Wannabe. But I want to go to Europe again!!! I mean... I was there for a bit more than a year when I was about 0.5 years old!! I can't remember a thing!!

6. To be a Columnist.
Specifics: When I'm old and weary and have had a great life of glamor and fun.

7. To meet The Wanted.
specifics: RIGHT NOW IF YOU CAN!!!! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!

8. Oh wait No. 7 was pretty.... recent... As in... It's not a dream I "wish to fulfill"... I could meet The Wanted tomorrow for all I care... :p

So there ends my list... I could probably go on for the rest of this month.... But I won't do that... ;)

Right. So earlier I was watching TheSuperAmazingProject videos which are HILARIOUS and creatively informative :D:p And I thought.... Wow. All those people doing such creepy things. I mean there was a person found with 78 freaking pieces of CUTLERY in his stomach!!! And a woman had a fight with her boyfriend and ATE rocks or something!!! Aiiiiii!!!!!! On Grey's Anatomy a dude ate ten judy doll heads... Fascinating eh? But that's a show... These are FACTS. ugh. I'm not gonna get any sleep in days now.. :'(

Also... Why is calling someone a PEASANT to drastically offensive?? I mean... From my knowledge... They are the ones who work the hardest... They are stronger, more hardened to tough situations and have been through loads more than we with our gadgets and uptight attitudes ever have. I mean... Look back at Indian History... The British (nothing against British peeps... No offense meant...) taxed the peasants so much that there were mass peasant-famines... People DIED. They were forced to grow only indigo... And if they planted other crops... They were BURNED DOWN along with everything else they owned!!! In India, still, peasants and farmers don't exactly have it easy... There are so many suicides and so many families are left without a supporting member... True they mostly aren't literate and live in extreme rural areas but... Okay I get it I should stop.
Just cuz I don't understand the logic behind this particular insult... Don't mean I'm gonna walk in to class and go "Yo  peasants!! Wanna par-tay??" no that's just... Disturbing.

Yeah... That's pretty hilarious... :p

There's also the time when Dan's teacher called him a peasant... Jesus.

Is this the first picture I've ever uploaded on this blog??? I think so. OMG. I must be such a bore. Lord. I am so going to brighten up your lives with more than just writing from now on... :p
That sounded wrong.
My mind is rotten.
I need to go clean up my room....

Alvida,
Squish.