When Everything Feels Like the Movies...

Hello people!!!! Yesterday I ACTUALLY walked around with some friends downstairs!! I realized that interacting with other humans really isn't too bad... I should try it more often. And the thing is... I keep complaining about how I don't have enough friends and all that.... Maybe it isn't only because people nowadays are self-sufficient arseholes... Maybe I just don't make enough of an effort... :O *falls to the floor after being STRUCK by such an immense discovery*
It's not like peeps are gonna come and jump at you with questions about your life and interests... No let's leave that to the paparazzi :p
Okay.... So I've been working on this video... But the thing is that I'm just not being able to download movie editing!!! It's totally dysfunctional... Anyway... Nothing too greatly interesting or embarrassing has taken place in my life lately... So I think I'll do a mad movie review...

So in the event of extreme boredom and the fact that while doing a projects... Multi-tasking is possible... I've been watching a LOT of chick flicks... :p Yesterday I watched one called John Tucker Must Die.

Initial Verdict: Stupid Waste of Time.

Evaluation:
John Tucker: He was a total player. He treated girls like crap. HOW did he turn good? In one instant he was all, "I'm wrong... what I do is wrong" blah blah blah.... He'd been doing that for ages. He had to be pretty crafty to have made sure that he hooked up with practically the entire female section of the school!! So why go to ALL that trouble.... And then admit on a stage in front of people that WORSHIP him... That's he's a total fraud?? Yeah. Sure. And in the end... He still dated like two girls at once. Revolting.

Kate: She was so smart. I know what it is like to not be popular at all.... I know what it's like to have people not know you for who you really are... HOW did she manage to get manipulated by those three psychotic girls?? I would never fake-date a guy and then break his heart in two, just to be in the limelight.Why was she so intent on helping those three??? Hadn't she seen enough to know that those three were using her? Lord, why do they make them so dumb.

In General: HOW does a freaking CAKE FIGHT end the male chauvinism in that school? Oh wait. It didn't. It was just an excuse to end the film as they probably had no idea what to put in next. Also, from what I saw... John Tucker was so fake.... I could throw up. I mean, he was such a blandishing creep... HOW did anyone fall for him? I mean... No one can be THAT glamored by FAME. Come on.

Final Verdict: Stupid Waste of Time.

BURN!! ^^^

 

RAWR. I exist to criticize stupid movies. 

On the other hand... I discovered that 27 Dresses is my favorite movie of ALL TIME. I can practically RECITE dialogues from it :p It's just PURR-FECT. Everything is purr-fect.

And two of my favorite actors/actressesare there!!

Katherine Heigl and James Marsden.

I loved Katherine Heigl's role in Grey's Anatomy. Isobel Stevens was pretty awesome.... Even though I din't like her in many ways... I still loved how she played her part so well that every time I see Katherine in a movie or on TV I go "Izzy!" 

James Marsden was BRILLIANT in Enchanted :p He was soooo perfectly annoying as the Prince :p  and also that he's unavoidably hot :D 

 A movie review on 27 Dresses would go somewhat like...

Initial Verdict: Supermegafoxyawesomehot 

Evaluation:It was funny, real, glamorous, emotional and perfect in every way.

Final Verdict: Supermegafoxyawesomehot 

If you haven't seen it.... WATCH IT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?????

From the makers of 'The Devil Wears Prada'. Watch that movie too!! It's got Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep... And it's really nice... :)

Doesn't this picture itself give all you chick-flick lovers a good vibe???

"Slightly delusional and will believe anything anyone tells her" :p He was such a piss-off :p

Kevin: "Don't you have any needs?"
Jane: "No, I don't. I'm Jesus,"

YAYYY!!! Go Kevin you married the divine incarnate herself!!! Good for you!!

 

Jane: "Just one!"

..... After some time, climbs on to the counter with Kevin and sings Bennie and the Jets with the WRONGEST of the WRONG lyrics EVER <3<3<3 

When the bride walks in, look back at the groom.... See his expression when he sees the girl of his dreams walk down the aisle... *scrunches up face and bawls*

I think his face is a bit.... Like that... Because of the sunlight... :D

 

And all those dresses.... I couldn't help but think that the poor freak who had an underwater wedding wasn't there in those flippers Kevin had unearthed in Jane's wardrobe during the informal photoshoot... :p

So that's the end of my take-you-through-some-shots-of-my-favorite-movie-ever....

Also I realized that I like a lot of Anne Hathaway movies.... I think she's a great actress... Very real.

So you should totally watch Bride Wars which you should have already seen :) 

Movie Suggestion: Confessions of a Shopaholic.

Book Suggestion: Tuck Everlasting by Natalie Babbit... (I read this when I was eight or something and didn't like it at first... But then i read it several times over and fell under it's charm.... I'm still in love with Jesse Tuck.)

Oh and if you like Natalie Babbit's style of writing or the way she manages to fog up your senses... Read

Goody Hall and The Eyes of The Amaryllis.... They're unforgettable too..... Obviously... I read them once each around 3 to 4 years back.... But I still remember the plot crystal clear :O

Song: Free Life by Natalie Maine

also, Consider This, Breathe, Bleed, Wreck of The Day by Anna Nalick... She's sooooo amazing!!!! The tunes of her songs sound simple but actually, it takes a while to get them.... She's really talented... I don't know WHY more people don't know about her.... :(

I could keep suggesting stuff all day.... So I think I should go now... :p

Alvida,

Squish.

PS: This post's title is a line from Iris by the GooGoo Dolls.... I LOVE anyone who recognized it.... :p