Would you mind very much if I started posting videos on my blog??? Not every time... Just... Sometimes... Special occasions... Something so bizarre that.... Lizard parachuted into tennis courts.... Stuff like that.... I'm not exactly aiming to be a Vlogger.... No sir-ee... Just an occasional... "Hey here's my face!" type of person... So just a casual reminder that a friend of mine and I decided on one exasperatingly hot day.... To make a blog called hystericalhermitsunited.blogspot.in . Do check it out!!! It's quite funny.... Apart from the part where we usually spiral into this giant VORTEX of mad fangirling...
I just realized that the word MUGGLE isn't in the dictionary... SHAME ON YOU GOOGLE!!! Muggle. There. Added it. *marches around the room pushing aside chairs and face cream*
I'm in this rather peculiar mood right now...I dunno.... Watching all those Dan and Phil videos has made me realize that I can actually... SERIOUSLY... Do exactly what I want... Once I'm out of Junior College. I mean... My parents say I can be exactly what I want!!! So I can totally pursue my dreams... I guess.... YEAH. I shall.....
My Dreams.
1. To be a singer.
Specifics: not some unknown vocalist on YouTube who NO ONE knows about apart from her best friends. I want to be someone who's RECOGNIZED. I need to be!!!!
2. To be a published author.
refer: PUBLISHED. (Not some loner sitting in a laundry basket, writing perverted poems in Venezuela)
3. To be a Stage Actress.
Specifics: No filming... On the stage... With those spooky lights and the curtains and the sets and the collar mikes...
4. To be an Artist.
Specifics: This is 100% for fun... I'm not selling anything.
5. To Travel The World.
I sound Wannabe. But I want to go to Europe again!!! I mean... I was there for a bit more than a year when I was about 0.5 years old!! I can't remember a thing!!
6. To be a Columnist.
Specifics: When I'm old and weary and have had a great life of glamor and fun.
7. To meet The Wanted.
specifics: RIGHT NOW IF YOU CAN!!!! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!
8. Oh wait No. 7 was pretty.... recent... As in... It's not a dream I "wish to fulfill"... I could meet The Wanted tomorrow for all I care... :p
So there ends my list... I could probably go on for the rest of this month.... But I won't do that... ;)
Right. So earlier I was watching TheSuperAmazingProject videos which are HILARIOUS and creatively informative :D:p And I thought.... Wow. All those people doing such creepy things. I mean there was a person found with 78 freaking pieces of CUTLERY in his stomach!!! And a woman had a fight with her boyfriend and ATE rocks or something!!! Aiiiiii!!!!!! On Grey's Anatomy a dude ate ten judy doll heads... Fascinating eh? But that's a show... These are FACTS. ugh. I'm not gonna get any sleep in days now.. :'(
Also... Why is calling someone a PEASANT to drastically offensive?? I mean... From my knowledge... They are the ones who work the hardest... They are stronger, more hardened to tough situations and have been through loads more than we with our gadgets and uptight attitudes ever have. I mean... Look back at Indian History... The British (nothing against British peeps... No offense meant...) taxed the peasants so much that there were mass peasant-famines... People DIED. They were forced to grow only indigo... And if they planted other crops... They were BURNED DOWN along with everything else they owned!!! In India, still, peasants and farmers don't exactly have it easy... There are so many suicides and so many families are left without a supporting member... True they mostly aren't literate and live in extreme rural areas but... Okay I get it I should stop.
Just cuz I don't understand the logic behind this particular insult... Don't mean I'm gonna walk in to class and go "Yo peasants!! Wanna par-tay??" no that's just... Disturbing.
Yeah... That's pretty hilarious... :p
There's also the time when Dan's teacher called him a peasant... Jesus.
Is this the first picture I've ever uploaded on this blog??? I think so. OMG. I must be such a bore. Lord. I am so going to brighten up your lives with more than just writing from now on... :p
That sounded wrong.
My mind is rotten.
I need to go clean up my room....
Alvida,
Squish.
I just realized that the word MUGGLE isn't in the dictionary... SHAME ON YOU GOOGLE!!! Muggle. There. Added it. *marches around the room pushing aside chairs and face cream*
I'm in this rather peculiar mood right now...I dunno.... Watching all those Dan and Phil videos has made me realize that I can actually... SERIOUSLY... Do exactly what I want... Once I'm out of Junior College. I mean... My parents say I can be exactly what I want!!! So I can totally pursue my dreams... I guess.... YEAH. I shall.....
My Dreams.
1. To be a singer.
Specifics: not some unknown vocalist on YouTube who NO ONE knows about apart from her best friends. I want to be someone who's RECOGNIZED. I need to be!!!!
2. To be a published author.
refer: PUBLISHED. (Not some loner sitting in a laundry basket, writing perverted poems in Venezuela)
3. To be a Stage Actress.
Specifics: No filming... On the stage... With those spooky lights and the curtains and the sets and the collar mikes...
4. To be an Artist.
Specifics: This is 100% for fun... I'm not selling anything.
5. To Travel The World.
I sound Wannabe. But I want to go to Europe again!!! I mean... I was there for a bit more than a year when I was about 0.5 years old!! I can't remember a thing!!
6. To be a Columnist.
Specifics: When I'm old and weary and have had a great life of glamor and fun.
7. To meet The Wanted.
specifics: RIGHT NOW IF YOU CAN!!!! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!
8. Oh wait No. 7 was pretty.... recent... As in... It's not a dream I "wish to fulfill"... I could meet The Wanted tomorrow for all I care... :p
So there ends my list... I could probably go on for the rest of this month.... But I won't do that... ;)
Right. So earlier I was watching TheSuperAmazingProject videos which are HILARIOUS and creatively informative :D:p And I thought.... Wow. All those people doing such creepy things. I mean there was a person found with 78 freaking pieces of CUTLERY in his stomach!!! And a woman had a fight with her boyfriend and ATE rocks or something!!! Aiiiiii!!!!!! On Grey's Anatomy a dude ate ten judy doll heads... Fascinating eh? But that's a show... These are FACTS. ugh. I'm not gonna get any sleep in days now.. :'(
Also... Why is calling someone a PEASANT to drastically offensive?? I mean... From my knowledge... They are the ones who work the hardest... They are stronger, more hardened to tough situations and have been through loads more than we with our gadgets and uptight attitudes ever have. I mean... Look back at Indian History... The British (nothing against British peeps... No offense meant...) taxed the peasants so much that there were mass peasant-famines... People DIED. They were forced to grow only indigo... And if they planted other crops... They were BURNED DOWN along with everything else they owned!!! In India, still, peasants and farmers don't exactly have it easy... There are so many suicides and so many families are left without a supporting member... True they mostly aren't literate and live in extreme rural areas but... Okay I get it I should stop.
Just cuz I don't understand the logic behind this particular insult... Don't mean I'm gonna walk in to class and go "Yo peasants!! Wanna par-tay??" no that's just... Disturbing.
There's also the time when Dan's teacher called him a peasant... Jesus.
Is this the first picture I've ever uploaded on this blog??? I think so. OMG. I must be such a bore. Lord. I am so going to brighten up your lives with more than just writing from now on... :p
That sounded wrong.
My mind is rotten.
I need to go clean up my room....
Alvida,
Squish.
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