No Christmas

My excuse for not making a 'Christmas Special' post...

I'm Brown.

You need to understand that a load of brown people don't really do anything for Christmas... It's just another normal day.... 

WAIT. I know one thing all us brown peeps do do.... Take advantage of all the sales and discounts in various shops!!! :D ;)

However, this time I did do some thing on Jesus' B'Day :p

1. Study

2. Study

3. Study

4. Went out for dinner with family fwends

5. Study

6. Study

How eventful right???!! :p

And just one more thing.... 

*draws in breath*

I GOT RANBIR KAPOOR'S SIGNATURE OHMIGOSH WOW WOW WOW!!!!!!!!

 Yes. I did.

I'll tell you the whole story next time... Or some time anyway :p

So Merry Christmas (belated)... I'll make a New Year's post don't worry.. :D ;) That us folks do celebrate... but did you know that different cultures in India have different New Years? I'll tell you about it next time as well cuz I really have to go...

But if by some disastrous reason I do not end up posting on New Year's... 

HAPPY 2014 !!! (in advance)

Alvida,

Squish

Reminds me of Hufflepuff (a little) for some reason... Don't sue me it's just an opinion :p

Today's News Bite

I was just watching the news and felt it necessary to tell you peeps about what I saw and heard...

1. So you guys may have heard of a state in India called Uttar Pradesh? Anyway, so due to riots over there, people have been relocated to relief camps. But recently, there have been several deaths here, because of bad hygiene conditions, extreme cold and malnutrition. Children are affected and many have died of pneumonia... This is heart-breaking and what's even worse is that the Chief of the ruling party there, Mulayam Singh Yadav decided that these cries of desperation and this appeal for better living conditions is unnecessary as these people are not even 'riot victims'.

In my opinion, anyone who has had to give up there homes and live in a dilapidated ruin or a tent, cramped with his or her entire family, IS a victim of riot. So I believe that this guy really needs to change his mindset and get someone out there.

"Doctor nahi, kuchh nahi. Thand se kaapte, bacche bhukhe mar rahe hein,"
(No doctors, nothing. The children shiver in the cold and are dying of hunger)

This was one of the victims... Thank heavens for television, people get to know about the plight of these people, and put pressure on the government... It's about time too... What with the elections....

2. There was a singer, can't remember his name, who preformed at an IIT recently and there was uproar about a sexist comment he made.... On watching his interview, my faith in humanity plummeted, waaaay down. This bloke's like, "God created women to be beautiful and so he created men to be intelligent."
Uh, EXCUSE ME???? He's also like "Because men are clever, there are more men in IIT's than women,"
NO. There are more men in IIT's than women because there are loads of orthodox families still present who don't believe in letting there children do exactly as they please, aka they don't allow their girl children to pursue the education they want aka they're stupid. That ain't the girl's fault. Apparently he also said something like "Are there enough pretty girls for you guys to hit on?" to the crowd, or something, but I'm not entirely sure about it... But whatever he said was enough to make me want to punch him in the face...

Anyway... enough negativity...
I'm feeling considerably happier since I have made quite a lot of progress with my studying and might even get some free time later... I've decided to tyag dalo (let go of) my Criminal Minds obsession cuz studying trumps a mindless desire to waste time and destroy eye-sight.

I'll end with an absolutely HUH-larious Superwoman video (cuz I wuv her) :)

SOOO true...

Not that I'm crushing on anyone right now.... :p
Seriously!!! I'm not!!! I'll tell you guys if I do however :p
(I am crushing on Jennifer Lawrence... But then who isn't :p )

Alvida,
Squish

AND TODAY'S FACTION IS...................

Yes... Grey clothes swag <3

OHHH shit.
I really need to go. Bye folks :D

In Deep S***

Procrastination.
Oh lord.
I do it so well.

Exams are in two weeks and all I can do is the aforementioned.

YOU ARE KIDDING ME!!!
What is my brain?

So I need to to start not-procrastinating, aka learn effing time-management.

I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO!!! AHH!!

So forget all the great things you could be doing, lady and get on with studying...
Of course, I ain't kidding myself into believing that the time after the exams is gonna be heaven so I should suffer hell now cuz that's just stupid. And really effing untrue.... Cuz directly after the exams I have 10th standard and that ain't happiness... Far from it, bro.

So all I have to say to my stupid stupid self is YOU REALLY NEED TO STUDY CUZ OTHERWISE, YOU'RE GONNA FAIL, MA FRIEND.
So stop thinking about the Criminal Minds episodes you could be watching, or the books you could be reading or the fun things you could be chatting about with your friends... Al things comet o those who wait and if you wait long enough, you're gonna get exactly that... Time to take an effing breath.

Sorry for all the almost-cuss words peeps... But I'm really stressed :( Also tuts just got cancelled and that lowers the number of classes I have got before the Hindi exam :'(
Crap.

I was just chatting with my best friend and she's like she hasn't done anything either... So yeah, there are people out there, like me.... But that doesn't damp down the fact that I'm in deep shit here...

So I'd better go... Try to swallow some geography or whatever :(

Alvida,
Squish

PS: I nearly forgot!! The Faction...

Erudite. Yes. Did I tell you I'm in the process of reading Allegiant right now?
EEEEEE!!!

Recounting History

Aloha there peeps!!!

Okay okay... To make up from my absence... I'm gonna do a fun blog today... :)
 *forgive me*

So I saw Amazingphil's video, My Google Search History and thought... "Hey! Why not?"
So now I'm gonna browse through this and list (YES LIST OKAY) stuff I've searched...

Here goes :)

1. Rickettsiae... Some sort of disease-spreading agent
(Studying for my bio test )

2. Watch Criminal Minds Online
(I am freaking obsessed with that show!!! Dr. Spencer Reid <3<3 )

3. Learn Spanish
(I want to... Don't think I'll manage however :p )

4. Google Translate
(For my Hindi Project :p:p Hehe )

5. Five Natural Tips to Prevent Hairfall
(pretty self-explanatory I'd say :D )

6. Adenoma
(my mother has one... don't worry, it's benign )

7. "ha-ha"
(I don't know why or even when... But I kid you not... I searched 'ha-ha'... What the heck for??? )

8. What is the least expensive phone?
(I wanted to know that for some inane reason... Probably to see of it's mine :p
It's true though tat I have the most dabba (useless) phone that ever existed :p )

9. Sam Cleflin
(We all know why I was browsing through Google Images there :D )

10. Marcus Butler girlfriend
(Here it was a genuine question.... Who is she? I hope they're happy together<3 )

11. Medical Colleges of India
(Cuz you know... I want to go to one... )

12. Can you eat toothpaste and not fall sick?
(wut)

13. twidledee
(wut)

14. eucalyptus oil
(wut)

15. Supreme Court ban
(OHMYLORD HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SUCH SHIT IT'S SO RIDICULOUS I WANT TO CRY.... So The supreme Court of my dear country passed a law that is so ancient that it was written waaaay before the Constitution happened... This band gay sex and determines it as a crime. The eff. )

To read the full story: Here's a Reuters report : http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/12/11/us-india-rights-gay-idUSBRE9BA05620131211
 There's also a really inspiring video about it on Upworthy... So check it out :)

ANYWAY... So obviously this is only a very teeny-weensy fraction of my search history.... Maybe I'll do this again sometime later :p

Hope it was.... Educational :D

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna post each faction individually, at the end of each post :D
Dauntless<3<3
Four<3<3
Christina<3<3

Alvida,
Squish

 PS: We watched Schindler's List in school.... I think I'm going to be disturbed forever...
I cried when he said "I could have saved one more... One more!"

OH LORD.

Of MUNS, Movies and Mathematics

MUNs are fun.

hehe... rhyming.... *bows head in shame*

It is true however that I did indeed go for a MUN. DAIMUN which stands for Dhirubhai Ambani International Model United Nations.

For those who don't know what 'MUN' is it's kinda self-explanatory, right? If you still didn't get it... It's like a kid's version of the UN, where we follow the same procedure and pass resolutions and all that jazz... They talk of real issues, and represent countries just like in the real UN. It's all very formal and everyone acts like they're achieving real world peace through this.... Delusional. 

I, on the other hand, was a Press Delegate. Which basically means, I was cool. 

(kewl with a k more like it :p )

Anyway, we mainly had to observe committee sessions and then summarize it, shorten it, sprinkle it with the funny things that happened, and then it was published! Yay! In this daily Press Issue. We had this All Access pass that was true to its name... We could go anywhere, at any time and do anything. By that I mean, ANY FREAKING THING. Some of us stood at the back of the ECOSOC in the hall, on chairs and waved our arms and they couldn't do anything!!! HA. So we provided the entertainment and also had the formidable power to ruin and ridicule any delegate we wanted through our Press Issue... So all delegate were very very careful around us... In case they accidentally annoy us or something :p 

Many people unfairly say things like 'the press may be given power but their job isn't important'. COINCIDENTALLY, I studied for about 8 committees.... I mean a whopping 24 agendas or something...!!! It took EFFORT and PERSEVERANCE and TIME. So to those saying Press Delegates are just smart-mouthed, quick-witted know-nothings, DIE.

Also the fact that we Press People had to fill up an incredibly long application and were selected rather than just picked according to our previous merits.... 

But they didn't have press awards!!! They just presented us separately with some wretched participation certificates and... well, it wasn't too grand. Not grand at all :( 

However, the experience is what counts right? So I'd say it was AHMAZING. 

This would be my fourth MUN, but the first one where I've done Press outide my own school... At HMUN, I was a delegate, and realised that public speaking was REALLY not my thing... I mean I had the whole, shaking, stuttering, forgetting-facts, seeing black at the ends of the peripheries of me vision... Nightmare. Eugh.

The other MUNs were cool too... But Press is the like-a-baows type of thing.... :p

Apart from that I read DIVERGENT.

To make a loooooooooooooooooooong story short, "Ohh... wow." 

Yes people!!! Twas MIND-BLOWING!!!

So mind-blasting in fact that I read Insurgent online and now I'm DYING to read Allegiant.... 

*sighs*

Till then , I'm gonna read The Cuckoo's Calling by Robert Galbraith. ( Who am I kidding, it's JK Rowling under a pseudonym :p )

It's interesting till now... I hope it keeps up....

Apart from that, my exams shall be upon me in a month and I've already stared revision and i'm SCARED OUT OF MY MIND.

I had better go and study now... Cuz whenever I'm not studying, the guilt seeps into me and chokes me... I kid you not, I think I'm gonna go crazy and start attempting murder  or something like that lady from Bhool Bhulaiyaa, Avni.

Kidding... It's the nerves :p

AAAHHHH!!!!!!! Catching Fire!!!! How could  forget???? I watched it!!!! EEEE!!!!!! 

What can I say?

WHAT?

It was fabulous of course. 

*faints*

I'm going for my best friend's (call her G) party today and we're watchng Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani... Yesterday, after I finished studying Similarities... i watched Jodhaa Akbar cuz believe it or not, I hadn't seen it fully before :O

I actually thought it was lovely... Screw public opinion :)

I had better go now... The guilt is literally creeping into my blood stream. The metastasis is causing my head to throb and my mind to fill with thoughts of death and revenge.... Goodbye... 

Alvida,

Squish.

Ahh.. Finnick <3

OHMYROWLING I'M DONE.
*dies*