Remember when I said in my last to last post 'Welcome to the City of Angels' (with several more As) that I'd write on a seemingly very pressing issue in these modern times?
Being the scatter-brained idiot that I am... I forgot.... But today my post's gonna be all bout..... Boys. With a capital B.
So I guess this is far more relatable to girls than boys.... Since Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus... :p Don't get me wrong though... I totally support gay rights.... I just wanted to use that catchy little phrase ;)
So. Boys.
Well, personally I think they're all stupid. Okaaaaaay maybe not all.... But mostly.The thing is that you have to be really lucky in life to get a smart, vaguely cute, sensitive, witty guy who also happens to love you. And I mean REALLY FREAKING LUCKY here.
You may have wondered why I never have spoken about guys on this blog... Well, I go to an all-female school and the place I live is full of jackasses, not boys. Oh wait, boys ARE jackasses. Sorry dudes but this part is mainly anti-guy, so you might wanna skip a few paragraphs down to where things pick up a little :p
Yeah, so guys exist to be dull, thick-skinned, low self-esteemed warts who just.... Fine. I'll be fair. Now since writing essay-like is destroying this post.... I'll List!!! <3
How To Know You Like A Guy.
1) Every time he's mentioned you will look up from whatever you're doing. Or at least smile into the book you're reading or the dishes you're scrubbing.
2) Instant jealousy if he even mentions the name of another girl.
3) That insane need to slaughter someone when this guy is teased with someone who is not you.
4) Dreaming of the dress you would wear to your first date with him even if he doesn't know you exist.
5) Replaying all the things you said to one another recently in your head and wincing at all the times you could have said something cooler.
6) If you're me, then insecurity overload around the guy.
So that's a few common things we females feel around The Dream Guy... Because I'm a weird creature who has intimacy issues... I do certain strange things... Now many of you peeps out there may feel the same... If you do PLEASE comment below to make me feel a bit better about myself.... :)
The Horrifically Lame Things I Do When I'm Around A Guy I Like
1) Look at the floor.... Study every grain, every stone, every dust particle, every design on every tile until I'm a Floor-Specialist.... Or whatever.
2) Avoid the Person. (How daft is that?? I mean I'm trying to get the moron to notice me and I'm hurrying to get to the elevators before him so that I don't have to be in there with him. How stupid am I.
3) Making way too many Harry Potter, Grey's Anatomy, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments etc etc etc references while talking to him. Seriously.
4) Trying not to blink. ( I have no idea in HELL why I do that... I blink a bit less ANYWAY and to compound it, I make an effort to not blink.... I mean most people bat their eyelashes or whatever)
And several other things that I can't remember :p
Then there is that problem of a guy liking you but you can't stand the guy. Now there was a guy like this I knew who everyone said liked me. And kinda think he did too. But I didn't like him. I mean... EUGH. We were just friends and I was totally okay with how things were. So my next little table is gonna be on how to stop the guy from liking you. You may say, "HE likes me, I don't like HIM. So why bother? Let him rot," NO. That is evil. If he really likes you and then you start dating someone else, it'll be really Flippin Painful for him. DON'T do this. He'll be left hurting and after he gets over it, he'll start resenting your existence. You don't want that. If you're still like "You gives a s***?" Whoa man, I dunno what you're made of :p :D
Side Note: APHRODITE'S DAUGHTER!!!!
Back on course.... So if you have a shred of humanity in you.... Make sure this guy knows how you feel!!!
How To Get a Guy To Stop Liking You.
1) Play the Wild Card. Take a dive and go all "It's great being just friends so in case you like me, I want you to know that I never want to be anything other than how we are," Of course most guys are gonna deny liking you and then you're gonna feel embarrassed for about five days... But it'll pass. Plus, you got that thought out in the open, right? SILVER LININGS PEOPLE!!!!!!
2) Hint subtly... But not very subtly because guys can be bafflingly blind :p
3) Ask someone to tell him. Preferably a good friend who'll not twist anything you said.
That's all that comes to mind immediately. :) I would recommend Suggestion#2 because it's something you have control over. #1 isn't for a person who doesn't like surprises and humiliations. If you're gutsy and ready to take on the "NoIneverlikedyouinthatwayareyoucompletelynuts? then go ahead!!! Have fun!! # 3 is a bit... cruel... I mean the guy will be left hurt that you didn't speak to him yourself and will feel all "What-the-hell?" about it... which is a really crappy feeling...
I'm getting a bit talking about boys because that's all that people seem to do.... Especially at school.
Plus my friend's coming over for pizza in a few minutes... So I should go pick off the bottles of acrylic paint littering the floor in my room. Or at least attempt. :D
Song Choice/s of the day: Way in the World, No Interest, Stay Out by Nina Nesbitt.
Omg you HAVE to watch the video of Everything Has Changed!!! It's b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l :D
Also... I bet everyone's seen Selena Gomez's Come and Get It by now... The music video is ridiculous but the song is kinda nice... It's a bit strange. But i like strange :) :p Plus it has some snippets of lovely Indian music that sound really really great.... It's like a cool cultural merger... I dunno... But she looks like she's wearing really bright ripped up curtains in the video... I mean seriously?? Who wears stuff like that?? :p
Don't get me wrong I still like Sel it's just that the funkiness went a bit.... Overboard here :D
PS: I thought, since Teenage Posts are pretty cool... I'd end with one every now and then... to add a teenage-y air to it all :)
Being the scatter-brained idiot that I am... I forgot.... But today my post's gonna be all bout..... Boys. With a capital B.
So I guess this is far more relatable to girls than boys.... Since Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus... :p Don't get me wrong though... I totally support gay rights.... I just wanted to use that catchy little phrase ;)
So. Boys.
Well, personally I think they're all stupid. Okaaaaaay maybe not all.... But mostly.The thing is that you have to be really lucky in life to get a smart, vaguely cute, sensitive, witty guy who also happens to love you. And I mean REALLY FREAKING LUCKY here.
You may have wondered why I never have spoken about guys on this blog... Well, I go to an all-female school and the place I live is full of jackasses, not boys. Oh wait, boys ARE jackasses. Sorry dudes but this part is mainly anti-guy, so you might wanna skip a few paragraphs down to where things pick up a little :p
Yeah, so guys exist to be dull, thick-skinned, low self-esteemed warts who just.... Fine. I'll be fair. Now since writing essay-like is destroying this post.... I'll List!!! <3
How To Know You Like A Guy.
1) Every time he's mentioned you will look up from whatever you're doing. Or at least smile into the book you're reading or the dishes you're scrubbing.
2) Instant jealousy if he even mentions the name of another girl.
3) That insane need to slaughter someone when this guy is teased with someone who is not you.
4) Dreaming of the dress you would wear to your first date with him even if he doesn't know you exist.
5) Replaying all the things you said to one another recently in your head and wincing at all the times you could have said something cooler.
6) If you're me, then insecurity overload around the guy.
So that's a few common things we females feel around The Dream Guy... Because I'm a weird creature who has intimacy issues... I do certain strange things... Now many of you peeps out there may feel the same... If you do PLEASE comment below to make me feel a bit better about myself.... :)
The Horrifically Lame Things I Do When I'm Around A Guy I Like
1) Look at the floor.... Study every grain, every stone, every dust particle, every design on every tile until I'm a Floor-Specialist.... Or whatever.
2) Avoid the Person. (How daft is that?? I mean I'm trying to get the moron to notice me and I'm hurrying to get to the elevators before him so that I don't have to be in there with him. How stupid am I.
3) Making way too many Harry Potter, Grey's Anatomy, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments etc etc etc references while talking to him. Seriously.
4) Trying not to blink. ( I have no idea in HELL why I do that... I blink a bit less ANYWAY and to compound it, I make an effort to not blink.... I mean most people bat their eyelashes or whatever)
And several other things that I can't remember :p
Then there is that problem of a guy liking you but you can't stand the guy. Now there was a guy like this I knew who everyone said liked me. And kinda think he did too. But I didn't like him. I mean... EUGH. We were just friends and I was totally okay with how things were. So my next little table is gonna be on how to stop the guy from liking you. You may say, "HE likes me, I don't like HIM. So why bother? Let him rot," NO. That is evil. If he really likes you and then you start dating someone else, it'll be really Flippin Painful for him. DON'T do this. He'll be left hurting and after he gets over it, he'll start resenting your existence. You don't want that. If you're still like "You gives a s***?" Whoa man, I dunno what you're made of :p :D
Side Note: APHRODITE'S DAUGHTER!!!!
Back on course.... So if you have a shred of humanity in you.... Make sure this guy knows how you feel!!!
How To Get a Guy To Stop Liking You.
1) Play the Wild Card. Take a dive and go all "It's great being just friends so in case you like me, I want you to know that I never want to be anything other than how we are," Of course most guys are gonna deny liking you and then you're gonna feel embarrassed for about five days... But it'll pass. Plus, you got that thought out in the open, right? SILVER LININGS PEOPLE!!!!!!
2) Hint subtly... But not very subtly because guys can be bafflingly blind :p
3) Ask someone to tell him. Preferably a good friend who'll not twist anything you said.
That's all that comes to mind immediately. :) I would recommend Suggestion#2 because it's something you have control over. #1 isn't for a person who doesn't like surprises and humiliations. If you're gutsy and ready to take on the "NoIneverlikedyouinthatwayareyoucompletelynuts? then go ahead!!! Have fun!! # 3 is a bit... cruel... I mean the guy will be left hurt that you didn't speak to him yourself and will feel all "What-the-hell?" about it... which is a really crappy feeling...
I'm getting a bit talking about boys because that's all that people seem to do.... Especially at school.
Plus my friend's coming over for pizza in a few minutes... So I should go pick off the bottles of acrylic paint littering the floor in my room. Or at least attempt. :D
Song Choice/s of the day: Way in the World, No Interest, Stay Out by Nina Nesbitt.
Omg you HAVE to watch the video of Everything Has Changed!!! It's b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l :D
Also... I bet everyone's seen Selena Gomez's Come and Get It by now... The music video is ridiculous but the song is kinda nice... It's a bit strange. But i like strange :) :p Plus it has some snippets of lovely Indian music that sound really really great.... It's like a cool cultural merger... I dunno... But she looks like she's wearing really bright ripped up curtains in the video... I mean seriously?? Who wears stuff like that?? :p
Don't get me wrong I still like Sel it's just that the funkiness went a bit.... Overboard here :D
PS: I thought, since Teenage Posts are pretty cool... I'd end with one every now and then... to add a teenage-y air to it all :)
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