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Friday, 26 July 2013

DAY 7 : English Lit

I wrote till the last two minutes and felt my hand fall off....
It was the most frikkin tiring and long paper ever.... Oh well... It was good :)
I feel a bit.... Down.... I just received some crappy news.... No. No one died or anything....
So I'm feeling down. And I have 4 exams remaining while all non-art girls have 3. Of course I don't have to study for my extra exams.... :)

I don't really like children... Like. Small children; the crying, whining, attention-stealing kind.
But there is this little child who comes to our house everyday with her mum.... And Oh My Rowling.... She is so cute I wanna eat her (No. I'm not a creepy cannibalistic pedophile)  :D
I have never met such a.... NICE 5-year-old in my life!!!! <3
And she's so poor... Watching her eyes light up with wonder when she types in alphabets on my laptop.... It's ahdorable, yes. But so sad. I dug up all these old books and toys and clothes for her and her mum's so happy :')

It still hasn't changed my opinion of children. They're all psychotic.

I just watched the most recent episode of Rizzoli and Isles!!!!
SPOILER: Paddy killed Cavanaugh's family for cheaper cocaine so he tries to kill Paddy before the trial... And Hope had helped Paddy with is third degree burns from the fire, but Maura gets her to testify against Paddy... And his heart shatters to bits... Oh and Frost showed how much bro-love he has for Jane <3<3 Jane was gonna leave the crime scene and Frost was all "Get Jane to eat. You know, she forgets sometimes," Awwwww <3<3<3<3 
And if anyone remembers from the last episode of Season 3 when Frost told Tommy Senior when they were stuck in the collapsed building with TJ that he'd had a crush on Jane for a long time.... :O But strangely, I never noticed it o_O
Season 4, episode 1, Casey comes back!!!! Yayyyy!!!!! <3 And then he goes back to Afghanistan :( I hope he's okay..... 

Okay okay... Enough ranting about TV serials :p



Alvida,
Squish 



 


Thursday, 25 July 2013

DAY 6 : Geogo

...... OMG IT WAS SO AMAZING I DIED!!!!!! ASDFGHJKL!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!.........

Right. Now let's move on :p
Tomorrow's exam should be a breeze if I study well today. So I shall. In a while.

And I have only 5 exams left!!! Out of which one will be over tomorrow and two I don't even have to study for since they're Art Practical Exams :) :) <3

I don't really have much to say right now.... So I'll just blog some pictury stuff :)

True Story... I used to be all "I'll never use swear words. I'll always be neat. Blahblahblahblah..."
Look where that got me :p

"Dobby knows, sir! Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy."
~ Goblet of Fire <3

Alvida,
Squish

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

DAY 5 : Bio

It was relatively good :D
I need to rant.... SHE GAVE STUFF THAT WASN'T IN THE PORTION!!!!!
Then when we were all 'What the Hell' about it.... She's like, If You Don't Know It, Don't Right It.
So we assumed that she'd give us the marks anyway because it was HER mistake.
But Ooooohhhhhh NO. She ain't gonna do nothing about it. We lose marks cuz SHE'S an inconsiderate old Slob. And yeah it was just 1 or 2 marks... But it was the WAY she said it that really pissed me off...
"You all don't know what phagocytosis is?? I'm ashamed of you!"
Okay yeah maybe it's easy. And maybe it's REALLY obvious. IF YOU TEACH IT TO US YOU NUTCASE. No one is born with the knowledge of how White Blood Cells move about and kill pathogens.
Gah.

It was still a pretty okay paper.... I just finished studying Geogo for tomorrow.... :D Yayy!!!
I'm feeling really really good.... I dunno why though o_O

I'm now gonna go gorge on some potato crisps and re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-read The Goblet of Fire. <3<3<3<3

Alvida,
Squish.

PS: Did you know that Potatoes and Chimpanzees have the same number of Chromosomes??? (48 of 'em)
Weird right??? Oh and Crayfish have 200... and some insects more than a 1000.... :O And chicken and dogs both have 78 chromosomes :D We on the other hand are stuck with 46.... :p I'm reading this fabulous book about genes called Genome by Matt Ridley.... It's reaaaallly funny and quite easy to get :D


Tuesday, 23 July 2013

DAY 3 : English Language and DAY 4 : Hindi

Day 3: It was great!! I wrote a psychological thriller for a composition and exceeded the word limit by about a mile. :p:p

The Preparation: (for Hindi) Now... I SUCK at Hindi....I can't string two sentences in Hindi together without making a grammatical error :D So imagine my pain when I have to study about 6 poems and 2 really Freaking Long plays!!?? :'( So I was doing THAT all through yesterday.... THE MISERY!!!!!! By the end of the day I literally had Hindi dripping out of my eyes. If I cried I bet Hindi alphabets and phrases would just leak out.... Yuch.

Day 4: It was surprisingly good... Passable.... Ahem. In all seriousness.... Judging my usual standards I think it went pretty well :D But I did something SO darn stupid I wanna kill myself.... The paper said that I could leave out any 1 from the 5 potions given in the second section of the paper.... I, being the genius that I am.... Did all 5 of 'em.... WHYYYYYY?????? Apparently though, doing all five is a clever thing (dunno why... I mean, which clever person does EXTRA?) so I'm gonna relax :D
Also, the paper was for THREE HOURS.... So by the time it was over.... My hand fell off.... Onto the ground.

I have a crap-load of stuff to study and I better go :(
Also, the heavens have cracked open and it's raining all the time.

My point Exunctly. :D

PS: Hindi song lovers!!! Listen to all the songs from the Bollywood movie 'Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani'... <3

Friday, 19 July 2013

DAY 1 : history DAY 2 : physics

History was FABULOUS!!!!!!
Sorry I didn't update on Thursday... I practically studied physics ALL DAY. Ridiculous right?
Ya know what's even MORE ridiculous??
After all that revision... The exam SUCKED.Majorly :'( :'(
But hey, maybe the rest will be good right?? :D
I'm currently studying Geogo... STOP. My blog is a device to lower the chaos in my life!!!! Not go on about the SOURCE of chaos...;)

Ack. I started writing this blog in the afternoon.... It's currently 9:24 pm.
Also, the extra Rizzoli and Isles and the mystery novels and madness.... have put me on hyper alert mode. I can hear every clock ticking in my house. I can every door closing in the building. I can hear all the loud voices of the CONTINENT. Every shadow is a murderer ready to pounce and hack me to death. The RAIN, rattling windows and stupid whooshing wind isn't helping much either.... And the gits residing upstairs are dragging their furniture around enough to make me think there's a war goinon up there.

Yeah... So I'm in a strange mood.... I think I need to take my mind off the various lovely ways in which a homicidal maniac could kill me :D

Dunno where I got that from :)

Shelly <3<3


But today is Friday!!! oh yeah!!!! Not so 'oh yeah' when I've got 9 exams pending :'(

you tell 'em!!!




Gosh I need to use that one some day :p

So now it's nearly tomorrow :) I was just watching The Hunger Games on HBO.... *swoon*

Alvida,
Squish


Wednesday, 17 July 2013

The Life and Times of a Stressed Out Beeyotch

Ohmyrowling. They're here.
NO. Not the Cybermen....
The EXAMS!!!!!!
I'd rather take on a cyberman with one hand tied to my foot than face my History paper tomorrow!!!! :(
I mean.... I've studied EVERYTHING there is to study....
But you know that feeling before an exam??? Like you've forgotten everything and won't be able to answer a thing?? :O
THAT is exactly what I'm feeling....
Here I am, typing away.... And I keep shooting my text book these guilty glances....
ARGHHHH!!!!!
anyway.... it's late now.... Tell you what.... I'll give you a daily update on how my Exam Life is going... :D


From now on commences the Life and Times of a Stressed-Out Beeyotch.
*drum roll* TADAAAA!!!!!!!!! :D

Fine. I get it. I'm a massive dork. Don't be so mean about it :'(